http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/-t1.htm All Funny Stuff Pics Jokes etc goes here Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:00:59 GMT 10 http://i26.tinypic.com/1tvsdx.png http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/-t1.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/one-liners-t300.htm Enarsee Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope. If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense? The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? You have to be 300 pounds to get the automatic doors to open. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. Those that forget the pasta are ... Masti Section Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:00:59 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/one-liners-t300.htm#454 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/one-liners-t300.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/the-differences-between-men-and-women-t206.htm Enarsee ]]> Masti Section Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:19:59 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/the-differences-between-men-and-women-t206.htm#298 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/the-differences-between-men-and-women-t206.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/a-gr8-equation-t205.htm Enarsee ]]> Masti Section Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:18:18 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/a-gr8-equation-t205.htm#297 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/a-gr8-equation-t205.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/an-icon-story-t204.htm Enarsee ]]> Masti Section Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:17:22 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/an-icon-story-t204.htm#296 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/an-icon-story-t204.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/how-to-tick-people-off-t203.htm Enarsee Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." Reply to everything ... Masti Section Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:15:11 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/how-to-tick-people-off-t203.htm#295 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/how-to-tick-people-off-t203.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/some-sardar-jokes-t199.htm Enarsee Once a guest came to a sardar's house.... the sardar started introducing his family to his guest.... He Said--" I am a Sardar,she is my sardarini"[sardarini-wife] "he is my Kid[son] and she is my Kidini{Daughter}" A sardar was very naughty in his class....the teacher got irritated and angry and bet him with a scale on his bums.....the sardar went home and saw his bums in the mirror....he got angry and told...."THE STUPID TEACHER BROKE MY BUMS INTO TWO...." ............ A ... Masti Section Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:38:17 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/some-sardar-jokes-t199.htm#284 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/some-sardar-jokes-t199.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/23-brilliant-doubts-unanswered-t198.htm Enarsee 1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird) 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought) 3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) 4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) 5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) 6.Can you cry under ... Masti Section Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:36:17 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/23-brilliant-doubts-unanswered-t198.htm#283 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/23-brilliant-doubts-unanswered-t198.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/one-to-another-friend-t173.htm ameyarora One friend to another friend which tooth paste do you use friend says colgate another friend arre yarr agar colgate se saaf nahi hoota to pepsodent se masboot karne ka aur babool se fresh karne ka agar phir bhi saaf naa hoo toh.. toh toh toh toh toh toh toh toh Toh bindas HARPIC use karne ka got it.. Masti Section Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:26:42 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/one-to-another-friend-t173.htm#254 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/one-to-another-friend-t173.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/ek-ladka-aur-ladki-t172.htm ameyarora Ek ladka ek ladki se jab teri yaad aati hai to tera SMS padh leta hu jab tughe dekhna hoota hai tab aankhe band kar lete hu jab teri aawaj sunn hooti hai toh toh toh toh toh toh toh rastey me chaltey ek bhi kutta dikhta hai usse laat mardeta hu... Masti Section Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:20:55 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/ek-ladka-aur-ladki-t172.htm#253 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/ek-ladka-aur-ladki-t172.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/grandma-in-court-t141.htm Enarsee Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer . --------- In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and ... Masti Section Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:02:55 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/grandma-in-court-t141.htm#214 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/grandma-in-court-t141.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/top-9-funniest-newspaper-classifieds-t142.htm Enarsee 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....) 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!) 3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?) 4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. (check it out) 5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet) 6. Man wanted to work in ... Masti Section Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:03:37 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/top-9-funniest-newspaper-classifieds-t142.htm#215 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/top-9-funniest-newspaper-classifieds-t142.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/don-t-mess-with-a-child-t140.htm Enarsee The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead." ********************************************************************* A little girl was talking ... Masti Section Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:00:33 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/don-t-mess-with-a-child-t140.htm#213 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/don-t-mess-with-a-child-t140.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/an-elderly-man-took-his-little-grandson-for-a-walk-t139.htm Enarsee An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone, he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the end to pay off his debts and if anyone has gone to Heaven, he has." They walked on a bit farther and then came to another grave. The old man pointed to the gravestone and said, "Now, there's a different type of man altogether. He owed me 60 dollars and he died ... Masti Section Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:52:23 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/an-elderly-man-took-his-little-grandson-for-a-walk-t139.htm#212 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/an-elderly-man-took-his-little-grandson-for-a-walk-t139.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/santa-went-out-to-buy-an-indian-flag-t138.htm Enarsee Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ............... ......... . Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. Masti Section Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:48:37 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/santa-went-out-to-buy-an-indian-flag-t138.htm#211 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/santa-went-out-to-buy-an-indian-flag-t138.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/monalisa-s-brother-t133.htm Xtremer

]]> Masti Section Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:24:40 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/monalisa-s-brother-t133.htm#200 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/monalisa-s-brother-t133.htm http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/love-letter-t132.htm Xtremer There's a couple and they love each other deeply however, the girl's father does not like the boy and want them stop their relationship...........and so......the boy wrote this letter to the girl.....he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter... 1 "The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3 grows everyday. When I see you, 4 I do not even like your face; 5 the one thing that I want to do is to 6 look at other girls. I ... Masti Section Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:22:13 GMT http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/love-letter-t132.htm#199 http://daxtremetricks.forummotion.com/masti-section-f29/love-letter-t132.htm